Merlin: I know, I’m late again. Sorry. But, er, this is going to be the best bread you have ever tasted. What do you want with it? Come on. You can have anything. Ham. Cheese.
Merlin Strawberries it is. *ahem* *rubs hands together* Blóstma.
*Merlin opens his hands to reveal a red rose*
Freya: That’s not a strawberry.
Merlin: Er, it’s the right colour.